Wednesday, August 29, 2007

i'm not gay, i'm not gay

So says Larry Craig, the wide-stance crapper. Specifically, he said "Let me be clear: I am not gay. I never have been gay." Later, to be clear, he said "I wasn't eager to share this failure, but I should have anyway -- because I am not gay!"

So that's clear. Senator Larry Craig is not gay. Heck, if he were gay, he would have presumably supported gay marriage, right?

Nah, Larry Craig isn't gay. He just likes to screw and suck other men. Why is that so hard to understand?


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