"ex-fema head to start disaster planning firm" and other new enterprises

Sorry, I couldn't come up with a funnier headline than the one MSNBC used to report Michael "What, Me Worry" Brown's concept for a new disaster planning firm.

But MSNBC missed the headlines about a few other new businesses being launched:

"Dick Cheney plans new firm on how to improve amity between Republicans, Democrats. 'Go Fuck Yourself, Please' official motto"

"Terrell Owens Launches Organization to Promote Teamwork, Cameraderie at the Workplace"

"Tom DeLay New Consultancy to Concentrate on Ethics, Need to put Nation Ahead of Partisanship"

"New Madonna Organization to Promote Chastity"