an unlikely president for france

I am surprised to see who is to be President of France -- former Kid in the Hall and veteran of "That 70's Show" Kevin McDonald.

Yeah, I know the press all says Nicolas Sarkozy was the winner -- and it is true that his name was on the ballot. But ask yourself -- have you ever seen Kevin McDonald and Nicolas Sarkozy together? Of course not. You say, "But McDonald is Canadian." Sure -- which is why he speaks French well enough.

Until somebody can prove it, I am forced by the evidence available to conclude that Kevin McDonald is the next President of France. Wait till he names Scott Thompson as Minister of Culture, Bruce McCullough Minister of Defense, Mark McKinney Finance Minister, and David Foley as Minister for the Environment...