Sunday, February 12, 2006

cheney shoots man; cover-up?

De facto Vice President Darth Cheney shot a fellow hunter on Saturday, reinforcing the perception that this Administration truly is the The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight.

Although I always thought Cheney was the kind of guy who could shoot another person when he wasn't expecting it, this incident was reportedly an accident. Supposedly the guy (an old Texas political hack/millionaire lawyer called Harry Whittington) got in the way. Luckily for him, Cheney's crack medical team (mostly cardialogists I imagine) treated Whittington. But the guy was shot on Saturday, and it wasn't reported until Sunday. What are they trying to hide? What REALLY happened on the Armstrong Ranch?

Enquiring minds want to know.