Thursday, July 27, 2006

tour de testosterone

Wow, a professional cyclist tests positive for drugs after winning the Tour de France? Unbelievable. Next thing you'll tell me, Republican politicians accept money from big business, and cats like tuna.

What's REALLY unbelievable is that Floyd Landis would be the first Tour de France winner stripped of his title for unusual substances, in his case very high levels of testosterone. Because seriously, hands up for everybody who thinks somebody could, oh say have a nut removed because of cancer that goes to your brain and almost kills you and them come back and win seven consecutive Tours WITHOUT doping? I mean, is that any more likely than hitting over 200 home runs after turning 36, like Barry Bonds? Nope.