Sunday, April 02, 2006

are these scientists nuts?

Scientists at PrimeGen Biotech (don't you hate these biotech companies' names?) have apparently transformed cells from testicles into stem cells. After the South Korean scandal, this will be peer-reviewed pretty thoroughly, but if it can be reproduced, this could be a way to create stem cells for medical research without offending the God Squad in the United Red States of America.

Unless they decide that every testicle cell is sacred, every testicle cell is great, if a testicle cell is wasted, God gets quite irate...

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess I better bronze my testicles after all...

8:41 AM  

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