Saturday, March 18, 2006

now THIS is a long war

The creators of South Park have pledged a million-year-war against Scientology after raving-lunatic-Scientologist (perhaps that is redundant), L.-Ron-Hubbard-worshipping, Oprah-scaring, Katie-Holmes-kidnapping-and- allegedly-impregnating, underwear-dancing, in-the-closet-remaining actor Tom Cruise pressured Paramount (owned by Viacom which owns the Comedy Channel) got Comedy Channel to pull a scheduled (and much hyped) re-run of the irreverent and HILARIOUS episode of South Park that brutally skewered Scientology.

A million year struggle? Now THAT is a long war.