what does dick cheney believe?

Only one of the following statements is true. Can you guess which one?

A) Dick Cheney believes energy conservation is important.

B) Dick Cheney believes it is prudent to place limits on Presidential power.

C) Dick Cheney believes Don Rumsfeld did a superb job as Secretary of Defense.

Yes, the answer is C. Cheney also believes that shooting old men in the face is always the fault of the guy who gets peppered, not the shooter. And in his heart of hearts, he believes lesbians are hot, but wishes his gay daughter was straight.