Wednesday, April 12, 2006

the biggest sand toilets in the world

US & British experts confirm -- those "mobile biological labs" weren't anything connected to chem or bio weapons. One expert called them "the biggest sand toilets in the world."

However, I have it on good authority that they were, in fact, an innovative service -- a combination Meals-on-Wheels and Mobile Library for rural Iraqis starved for physical and intellectual sustenance. That explains the equipment and the books. The fermenters? Well, lets just say that Abdul had a little drinking problem.

But despite contrary views and significant dissent in intelligence circles, the Administration used this in Colin Powell's infamous UN presentation "proving" our case that Iraq had WMD.

The experts say it only took four hours, once they got to the site about three years ago, to determine these were not weapons labs but were to make hydrogen for balloons. But the Bushistas still claimed 50 days later that they had "found" WMDs in these mobile labs... and didn't make the reports public.

Never let the truth get in the way of a political gain.