Saturday, October 08, 2005

excellent reason #37 for dumping your boyfriend

He stomps your son's cat to death in a garbage can.

Inexplicably, the jury wasn't buying Peter Landrith's story of self-defense against the fat, declawed, 14-year-old cat. Now he's facing five years of free room and board. At least there won't be any cats around to bother him.

3 Comments:

Anonymous rh said...

Perhaps voters should remember the judge during election time. Maybe he will return to private practice or sell used cars. He would make an excellent salesman.

1:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

interesting facts:

the cat had a history of attacking people, including biting an adolescent girl in the face (there are records of this).

mr. landrith was bitten by the cat (photo and medical evidence is available).

charges weren't filed until three months after the incident occured, coincidently right after the relationship ended.

chad, the son who claimed to have witnessed the incident, is mentally and physically retarded, so much so that he was unable to give any testimony in court.

the fact is the cat bit mr. landrith. he reacted by kicking the cat away. this did kill the cat. it was acknowledged as an accident for three months, until mr. landrith separated from his girlfriend.

there is no fury like a woman scorned.

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