Monday, June 13, 2005

trolling zevon

I was checking out some music at Amazon today and stumbled across a tribute album, different artists recording songs of Warren Zevon. Down in the reviews was something weird, three reviews clearly by the same person. Too strange not to share.

Here they are:

zevon fan is epitome of communist scum of speech suppression, June 9, 2005 Reviewer: Lone Zevon fan suffers from "mental handicaps of refusing to equate reasoning" (with reality):

When an "entertainer" dies, even an old-timer nobody like Zevon, the press has a soulless frenzy in exaggerating him to be repugnantly more than what his status really was!!!! To the unconscientious media, the death of even barely recognizable figures is the equivalent of the most exploitable Godsend bounty arriving!!!! This is all part of the press' calculated stratagem to trick naïve morons to part with their money, as the press embezzles incrementally more business from putting the gimmick of purportedly "famous" persons deaths in their headlines, which they hopefully plan will draw some contemptibly impressionable triflers concerned with only celebrity-oriented lightness. I've contradicted myself; it's an outrage that the media, in the first place, manhandled Zevon's decease to embellishment, for he was obscurely unknown in the least, a session musician at a salacious best!!!!

Zevon had smoking disease and not asbestos, June 9, 2005 Reviewer: Zevon's asbestos is figment of imagination "of psychotically rabid fan of" (loneliness and wishful thinking)

Let's-for the 1st and only time in this enormity of reviews-weigh the grossly poisonous reaction from rabidly hyperventilating, suspicious Zevon fans. 230 reviews with ratings all oppressively stressed to the maximum venom of perfect five stars?!?!?!?! This inarguably reveals the easily misled suggestibility of the excess of 230 varying reviewers, which is so shameful, it's sad. I despise to spoil the party of obliviousness that's occurring here with the untamed, postmortem and late fan "appreciation" of Zevon, but to ANY impartial observer, one who hasn't been seized control of by the feral hypocrisy of the media preying on a relatively MEDIOCRE "entertainer's" death, all these 230 reviews are a SHAM.

To hell with lone Zevon fan who uses censorship if bested!!!, June 8, 2005 Reviewer: Communist Amazon and Nazzzi, Lone Zevon fan must be taking bribes "from Zevon's remaining family of smokers to" (keep censoring the expose of the whitewash of his "asbestos")

Zevon must practice liberalism/socialism. Self-destroyer-presumably not functionally retarded-disowned the meanest of basic common sense regarding his LIFELONG SMOKING HABIT. He's the indiscriminately prototypical poster-boy for moronically scorned liberals/socialists who non-conformingly jeopardize themselves because of liberal/socialist thinking cancers, which dictate they'll never be responsible for their actions and/or can shift the blame. Zevon's ominously close to being lowered onto the stereotype of chronic smokers who kill themselves, then, in irrational vindictiveness, whose families sue tobacco companies immoderately. Zevon's kids should just huffily-in abnormal dissatisfaction-sue, confirming this hippie liberal's culpability!!!! You 230-strong are discomfortingly suffering from the LOWEST manifestation of hero worship-in your cases, sacrilegious idolatry of a frailly hampered, small-name studio musician, which progresses the outrage even more.


There are some strange people on the internet. Not sure what's the strangest about this one. Clearly this person didn't much care for Warren Zevon's music and has been driven to distraction by the positive reviews this compilation was drawing. You just know this guy is trolling all over the web, making up for his lack of logic and spelling with strong accusations -- and the dreaded "L" word as his nastiest epithet. Loser.

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